[力語錄]-19-腦殘,我只是個腦殘


Source: http://thepancakes.com

Date: October 1, 2009

今日力仔放工約左妹仔去食飯行街,有力語錄,就知妹哥又上身!!!

1)有金執

力:嘩嘩嘩!!!咩今日條街咁多人呀?!
妹:係呀~今日機場已經好多人~~~
力:好迫呀!!
妹:梗係啦~d人黎晒執金呀嗎!!!
力:下…點解咁講?!
妹:你唔知咩?講明十一黃金周(拾一黃金周)~~~梗係有金執啦!!!
力:吼!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2)胡椒噴霧

今日力仔同妹哥去食牛扒~d扒房咁暗~盲人力當然又要做正野!!!!我地飲忌廉湯先~

力:等我落胡椒粉啦!!!(勁chok!!無ge?再大力d先!!!)
妹:你咩料?!
力:唔係呀!!佢無呀!!!!!唔出~~~(再chok!!!)
妹:(頂我唔順)你都未開蓋!!!!梗係無啦~你咩料?!
力:yee!!!係wor(跟手開蓋)
妹:唔好呀~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

一切都已經太遲~呢個時候~已經一pat 胡椒粉噴出黎,情況就好似古裝片d人中左石灰粉咁!!!!
妹:點解…..點解你要咁做……….
力:係wo….點解我要咁做!!!
妹:(吐血)………
力:(無賴)唔好咁啦
妹:(fing開我隻手) ai~~~等我拎張tissue包左d pepper先~~~~~~~(拉尾音)

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3)街頭爆奶事件

行完街~當然要去飲貢茶!!!

力:(get high)我要飲貢茶貢茶貢茶!!!
妹:okok…飲飲飲
力:(純熟+blink blink eyes+teeth showing)唔該我想要奶香綠茶加珍珠微糖同埋吸印!!!!!!!!!!

等緊的時候~力仔已經忍唔住係街狂shake!!!妹仔已經好想打爆佢
357~~~~~~到357啦~~~yeah!!!

當妹仔係到shake緊杯野的時候~力仔已經一野搶左杯野…要拮支管~
一拮~~~~~~~~~~爆奶~~~~~~~~

妹:(咆哮)你想點呀?!!!!
力:我唔知wo
妹:你插好d得唔得…
力:我點知姐….
妹:(吐血again!)小姐~你都未除吸管個袋….點先?
力:咩呀!!我開左ga….不過未成個除出黎之嗎(細聲)
妹:(咆哮) 吼!!!!!!!!!你想點呀!!!!!!落胡椒又唔開蓋…….插吸管又唔除袋!!!!!!!!!yo!~幾押韻~俾個beat我~~yo~力仔~你!落胡椒又唔開蓋…….插吸管又唔除袋!!!
力:………………………….
妹:咩料…你個死白痴!!我唔想同個白痴去街(跑走)
力:(無賴上身~追上去)yeee~~~唔好啦~~你rap得咁好聽….rap多次呀!!唔好唔理我啦~~~~~~
妹:吼!!!白痴!!!!白痴!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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