[力語錄]-02-惡人先告狀

Date: 8-June, 2008

今日,妹哥放假
於是去左我屋企接我
係樓下士多買完野飲
媽咪面同朱古力就去坐小巴出旺角…

力:(如常伸出我隻手~fig下fig下)俾我….你知我想要咩ge”
妹:”(笑笑口)…咩呀???”
力:”快d啦….我想要呀….”
妹:”咩呀…俾包tempo你”
力:(大力掉)…唔係tempo呀…”
妹:”唔好啦…一間先啦…而家點食呀?
力:”唔係呢個呀….(唔通佢以為我係想要媽咪面)
妹:”而家食唔到呀…食到成手都係”
力:”搞錯呀!!(開始不滿)”
妹:”都話一間先食lor!”
力:”(發脾氣…咆哮)而家係唔係我想食粒朱古力都唔得呀!!!你好呀你!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
妹:”…包野係你到呀….你頭先攞番啦”
力:”(俾人收左皮)…呀…係咩?無呀…無呀….(明明摸到)”

-二人同時忍唔住爆笑..笑到流眼水-

妹:”(搶) 你嘈嘈嘈….你唔好食呀你!!!!”

(力:嗚~~~~~給我食物)

2012的後記:
真的不明白,為何我的為食肥仔形象能如此進入型入格、始終如一….


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